A ping-pong challenge to Susan Sarandon

Dear Susan,

Heard you were at Sister Louisa’s Church of the Living Room and Ping-Pong Emporium the other day and, although I can’t seem to totally confirm it, you will be beating owner Grant Henry’s non-existent-but-very-cute derrière sometime in the near future. He is a good ping-pong player, but he’s a bit cocky about his game. I am quite certain that you can win. He has personally guaranteed me $1,000 in cash if I beat him. I have been playing for over two years, and I am planning on collecting the money any day now. This win could do a great deal for the ATL’s female pong rep and the world will be a better place because Mr. Henry (whom I adore) will be beaten.

Your fan in all things pong,
Annie Kinnett Nichols
Atlanta Intown contributor/copyeditor

p.s. Maybe he’ll give you $1,000 in cash, but I doubt it.
p.p.s. I’m sure he will give you a baseball cap with his face on it.
p.p.p.s. I look forward to shaking your hand.

8 Responses to A ping-pong challenge to Susan Sarandon

  1. Loyd Kinnett

    February 4, 2013 at 6:14 pm

    I’d like to be there if she takes your request seriously!! LOL

  2. gritty mcgritteron

    February 4, 2013 at 11:06 pm

    Rul no. 1: The Pros call it table tennis, not ping pong.

  3. Franny

    February 5, 2013 at 3:29 am

    Sarandon calls herself a “ping-pong propagandist” so let’s just go with what the lady calls it. I hope Susan sees this and takes up the challenge.

  4. Grant Henry aka Sister Louisa

    February 6, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    I love Susan Sarandon
    and will lovingly
    and respectfully
    KICK HER ASS
    in
    PING PONG.

    Table Tennis
    is for those
    who have
    no sense of humor.

    GETCHER ASS TO CHURCH!
    …Susan Sarandon!

  5. Grant Henry aka Sister Louisa

    February 6, 2013 at 3:12 pm

    Annie,
    it’s really PRECIOUS
    and endearing
    that you think
    you’ll ever beat me
    in ping pong.

    Keep practicing
    PRECIOUS.

  6. annie

    February 6, 2013 at 3:13 pm

    gritty – i’m not a pro, ping pong’s my game tho’! thx annie

  7. annie

    February 6, 2013 at 3:37 pm

    grant my love – WATCH OUT!!!!

  8. Grant Henry aka Sister Louisa

    February 6, 2013 at 4:56 pm

    …it’s all about love!

    (LOVE that I’m gonna
    KICK YOUR ASS
    in ping pong Annie)

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